A blind man walks into a bar and
says to the bartender"hey i gotta funny blond joke wanna hear
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that
you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl
with a baseball
2. The bouncer
is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall,
175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
4. The woman
sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
5. The lady to your
right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about
it seriously, Mister.
Do you still
The blind man thinks for a
second, shakes his
head, and mutters,
No....i guess not if I'm gonna have to explain it five