Joecredelove
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Joined: February 15, 2009
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user id: 67278
Joined: February 15, 2009
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 67278
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Heyy im a 14 year old girl.
i love to laugh and have fun.
i love flo rida, Jason Derulo, and rihanna
i love love shopping, hanging with friends, going to my lake house in MI
Softball is my life I play 24/7 and i LOVE it
I love the show ugly betty
I love dogss and penguins :)
&&I couldnt ask for better friends
I love life.
Leave me commentss
i love to laugh and have fun.
i love flo rida, Jason Derulo, and rihanna
i love love shopping, hanging with friends, going to my lake house in MI
Softball is my life I play 24/7 and i LOVE it
I love the show ugly betty
I love dogss and penguins :)
&&I couldnt ask for better friends
I love life.
Leave me commentss
Quotes by Joecredelove
I might tear you apart
Told you from the start
I'm only gonna break your heart.
Told you from the start
I'm only gonna break your heart.
I don"t know whether to
try harder...
or to just stop trying.
try harder...
or to just stop trying.
Baby your love is
built like a drug
And I Don't wanna
besober.
built like a drug
And I Don't wanna
be
Your hot & single
Im hot & single
Babe put two and two
together
Im hot & single
Babe put two and two
together
&+
If i got one wish, baby
i wouldnt wish for you
i would wish for
Five more wishes
If i got one wish, baby
i wouldnt wish for you
i would wish for
Five more wishes
A blind man walks into a bar and
says to the bartender"hey i gotta funny blond joke wanna hear
it?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
No....i guess not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
No....i guess not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
If you die in an elevator,
be sure to push the Up button^
How many blondes does it take to
make a batch of chcolate chip
cookies.
Eleven, one to mix up the batter and ten to peel the M&Ms.
Eleven, one to mix up the batter and ten to peel the M&Ms.