Joecredelove

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Joined: February 15, 2009
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Heyy im a 14 year old girl
i love to laugh and have fun.
i love flo rida, Jason Derulo, and rihanna

i love love shopping, hanging with friends, going to my lake house in MI
Softball is my life I play 24/7 and i LOVE it
I love the show ugly betty
I love dogss and penguins :)
&&I couldnt ask for better friends
I love life.
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Joecredelove's Favorite Quotes

&+ I am The Type of Girl
That c.a.n.n.o.t sleep with just  >o n e<  stuffed animal
because i feel bad for the other ones.
A blind man walks into a bar and says to the bartender"hey i gotta funny blond joke wanna hear it?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

No....i guess not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


*don't regret doing things,
regret getting caught*

"It is not you it's me...
well actually
what the hell am i talking about 

it is YOU."

Bella:
Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties?
You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

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How many blondes does it take to make a batch of chcolate chip cookies.

Eleven,
one to mix up the batter and ten to peel the M&Ms.
Time is a great teacher,
but unfortunately
it
kills all its pupils

'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
- George W. Bush