Dear whoever doesn't believe in, nor
understand me,
I have battled 16 monsters, each one stronger than the last, to
save my princess.
I have tolerated a little annoying fairy for miles and slayed a
giant, ugly, leprechaun, to save the one I love.
I've saved my world and it's creatures from a black gear
virus that threatened to turn these creatures into killing
machines.
I've came from nothing and saved my island's harvesting
by showing kindness and work ethic.
I've slayed 5 dragons and howned my skills to master every
dungeon.
I was a prince who defeated my evil brother, creatures of
darkness, became king and restored honor and economic growth
to my kingdom.
I've defeated countless futball teams from around the globe
to win the cup.
I came from nothing, started out with one friend, was bullied and
told that I could never win anything and accomplish my journey,
yet I traveled the land, far and wide, caught all 151, beat all
the gym leaders, defeated the elite four, and the league
champion, then tore down an evil corperation three times in a row
and became the world's greatest.
Along each one of my journeys, I've made mistakes, big and
small, but I never gave up. Not once.
Yes, I'm a derp. But a fighter.