Me: Dad, how do you feel about abortions? Dad: I don't know son, ask your sister. Me: But I don't have a sister. Dad: ...(; fave this if you get it. <3
nmf Facebook a girl hacking her friend:
Omg best friend hi! HAHA hacking you! I love your and you are so pretty!!!! ♥
Facebook a guy hacking his friend
i'm gay
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"Did your mom drop you as a baby?" Yeah, into a pool of sexy. theunicorn