Most parents: Great job getting home on time and being
My parents: *spin around in a swirly chair petting a cat* So...
it's 3:44 and you're just now getting home huh? YOU ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE HOME BY 3:40 YOUNG LADY! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WHO WERE YOU
WITH?! DO WE KNOW THEIR PARENTS?! WHAT KIND OF GRADES DO THEY GET
Me: Mom, can I go to the library?
Mom: You have to clean your room first.
Me: Fiiiine*cleans room*
Me:*Puts cup from room in sinks*
Mom: Whats wrong woth you?! Wash that!
Me: *Washes cup*
Mom: Well arent you going wash the other things in the sinks
too?!? And while you're at it empty the dishwasher too
Moral of the story: don't ask to go to the library
*When God Made Me*
God: better add 3 tablespoons of socially awkard
God: and 5 teaspoons of computer addict for good measure
God: and a pinch of sexy
God: darn, we are all out of sexy
God: more socially akward and computer addict it is!