JordanDerrekks

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Joined: September 28, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 222033
Im Jordie
No one knows the real me
it hurts

JordanDerrekks's Favorite Quotes

My father tried to set my mother on fire, leaving her with a very deformed face.

Every day, i anonomysly write her a letter to her, saying how i think shes the prettiest women i have ever seen, and put it in the mail box. she cries when she reads them. she doesnt know its me yet. 

When I was your age I didnt know Jerry Trainor as Spencer, I knew him as Crazy Steve
doctor:so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance 


 



 

Ten years from now,
  what people thought of you in high school won't matter

a t    a l l   .

Drake and Josh
Josh: *Hanging from a roof* I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!  
Walter: Josh?
Josh: SHELDON!?


Top 4 Wishes.
Get rich without Working

Be smart without studying
Falling in love
without getting hurt.
Eating
without getting  fat.



nmq / nmf.

 I'm sorry that 
I never know what to say when we talk.
It's funny, actually, because
there are many things I'd like to tell you.
I just don't know how...

 

we all have that one teacher,

who gets sidetracked, and ends up talking about her personal life for the

rest of the class



Next time a blocked number calls you,

answer like this,


"hey this is Jim's wh0re house.

You got the dough, we got the h0e."
 








I must have missed school the day
we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer.





 

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