JordanP

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Joined: November 11, 2011
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My name is Jordan Parker and I am a freshman who loves running and I'm very smart! (not to brag) I am almost an Eagle scout and I am a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. My favorite color is orange and i love animals (birds in particular)! and dragons are freaking amazing!!!!!

Quotes by JordanP

_On a scale of 1 to Pandas, how cute and cuddly is this? *throws stuffed Kittien at friend*

-I'd say it's in between childhood teddy bear and a blanket straight from the dryer.

_That sounds about right, thanks :)

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If pictures are worth a thousand words,
then why can't i submit one in place of a 700 word essay?

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Her eyes sparkle like moonlight on the water,
her hair is as elegant and beautiful as an eagle gliding through the sky.

Her smile shines like sunlight off of a fresh snow,
her personality rules over all, blrilliant and true.

Forever remember this, for I love you. <3
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Wow, i spent 20 minutes on word making my quote look cool and it doesnt register onto here. So why bother anymore to make things fancy? xD
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-What time is it?

-Time for you to get a watch ;)

 

-Damn it, man I'm gonna kill you if you say that again what time is it?

-Summer Time!! :P

- ....(-____-) tell me what time it is before I punch you in the face.

-PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! *runs away laughing!*

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One day, your kids are going to ask:

"Where do babies come from?"

What will YOU say?  :P

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I hate when someone asks you what you did on an important day in history, and you can't remember  (>.<)

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