JordanWitty

"Wakan Tankan Nici Un"
-May the Great Spirit walk with you.

&Does anyone else think that filming yourself sleeping and
watching it would be incredibly scary?


Just me?

Friend: BAAA now i'm sheep
Friend: BAAA now i'm a lamb
Friend: BAAA now i'm a sheep.
Friend: WHATCHA GONNA DO?

Other Friend: Dude i'm a butterfly
Other Friend: oh wait, look now i'm a caterpillar.
Other Friend: YOU MAD BRO?

Roses are red, i have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone. Y
 

Friend: Just remember it was all out of love. 
Other Friend: Yeah, your gonna get the smack of Cupid later.

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Dad: Why are you still cleaning?
Mom: Because the floors need to be vacuumed.
Dad: But i did that last night!
Dad: Right Jordan?
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Dad: dammit.

Dragon clouds so high above,
I've only known careless love.
Y
 

Can't sorry, walking my Unicorn.

Sometimes I dig a hole in my backyard then stand in it and pretend im a carrot.
Seems Legit.

feels like, Summer.