Inhalexbieber*

Status: Bordum kills
Joined: November 21, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: August 12
user id: 339417
Location: Coming to a theater near you!
Gender: F




Striving for perfection.

16. Volleyball. Poet. Activist. BLM. 
 
 

 
 

Inhalexbieber*'s Favorite Quotes

Some times, your best friends are your worst bullies.
 

  





And everytime I look inside
your eyes

You make me wanna die
 
gif taken by *Into the Midnight Show*
 
When you were sitting in class and just then hear somebody talking about your crush...

 

 
 
gif taking by br0kenwings
And just like that 
the light goes out. We're back to our old ways.

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
 

2 years old kid: *runs*
family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

 


I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, witty.
I'm so sorry to my followers, to the friends I've made, to the people who were reading my crap stories.  I'm sorry I left without so much as a warning, or a reason, or anything.  It was incredibly rude of me to just stop coming on to this fabulous website for 2 months.  Like who does that?  I had personal things to tend to, then my life got so hectic that I needed to prioritize my life and Witty moved increasingly down the list.  I've popped on witty a couple times and said I'd sign in, I'd finally write an apology but it never happened.  In fact I don't even know how many of my followers are active accounts, or how many people even cared that I left.  But for the people who did care, I'm sorry- I'm not trying to rationalize me falling off the the face of the internet for a couple months.  Ally, Josie, Spencer, you guys are the coolest cats on this website and I'm the biggest b.tch for leaving without telling you guys.  Honestly, I don't know how much I'm going to be coming on here.  So for you guys who were reading "The Undoing of March" I'm sorry but I don't think it's going to be finished.  If enough people want me to continue it I might consider, but let's face it, it wasn't anything special.  Also, if I were to continue I don't know when I'd update, even towards the end, I'd update like once a month.  I don't want to leave you guys hanging with it.  I've had ideas for other stories, but again, I don't think it'd be wise to start writing only to not finish it.  I hate to become another person who leaves witty because it is actually a great website.  I remember my brother's girlfriend showing it to me back in 2009.  Oh the nostalgia.  Anyway, I'm so sorry for leaving so abruptly and I don't know the next time I'll be on.  It could be tomorrow, next week, or next month.  I don't really know.  I just thought I owed you guys an explanation.  Although I didn't give much of an explaination other than the fact that I was busy.  I'm really bad at this and as I'm reading over this I'm realizing how terrible this is.  I just want to say, thank you witty for being there for me, it's been swell.  And I hope next time I'm not stupid enough to leave for so long.  

Stay antisocial,
a girl with a totally unrelated username

4 words I never want to hear:
 
• I don't love you
• You're diagnosed with cancer
• I found someone else
• It was never real
• We need to talk
• You're going to die
• Your _______ is dead
• You can't have kids
• I don't remember you
• Let's just be friends
• We can't be together
• I never loved you
 

how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to know about my life like how often i pee or my fav flavor of chips or how much milk i like in my cereal or what shampoo i use or my GPA or my political party preference or my moms maiden name or how many outlets i have in my room

poop jokes just crap me up