Jordan.*

Status: bkldhgadjkghrasjdlkfhgajsdklghfjgardklfjghdfjkdhfgjvaklsdghsdkjlvhfkj.
Joined: December 18, 2013
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: February 17
user id: 376380
Location: On top of your fridge.
Gender: M
I'm Jordan, but mostly known as Jordesus because I'm greatly worshipped. My friend told me about this site, and since she thinks I'm gay, she wanted me to check it out. Well actually we're together now, so I guess I'm not so gay anymore. Hum. But it looks interesting. And I beg to differ; I see other manly men on this interweb site. I'm sort of getting used to whatever the hell a format is, so bear with me. (This thing about a format was written a while ago and well, I never bothered to figure it out so enjoy the black.)

I like long boarding. My favorite color is orange and grey-all fifty shades of it. And I like orange juice. And cutting people with frozen waffles. And throwing children at people's houses. And Obama with a hair quiff. So Kik me if these things suit your interests, too; at
Da_Oj_Juice_ .

Follow these wonderful and exhilarating people; MissIndescribable94, Eleph4nt, LiveAllDay, AngelaDaNinja, Athenas, Cocoaniable, Blue_Eyed_Babe11, BlackKeysLover, RockGirl789, ILuvUDaniella, JojoLovesU, Nimbus, Bvb267, L0lOk, WhenSavannahSmiles, Madi_Cook, JoshCloud, LittleMisFit, Forever_Basketball_14, JordiSmiles, I'llBeYourLouisYouBeMyHarry, SkilletBiscuit, Lou4Ever, BrieLove98, JaneBond, MikaylaSaysHi, Nandos_Lover, QuixoticTulip, HellenItsAK, Witney, WhenAllElseFails - Or don't follow. I don't know. Check them out maybe? I can't tell you want to do.

You can't curse on here though.
Scandalous italics.
I can tell you that.
I have a soft spot for kittens by the way.
I don't care if you care or not. I just had to get that off my chest yanno'.
Everything I quote is filed under love and I don't know why and it's bothering me because none of this sh/t's about love.
E v e r y t h i n g k e e p s d i s a p p e a r i n g .
I learned how to make my profile all pretty and sh/t. Enjoy. Or maybe I'll enjoy because it is my profile after all.


Somone unfollowed me because of all these catpuns.
I think I'd be lion if I said I wasn't a little hurt.
This is pawssibly the weirdest way to start the day.
Purrrhaps I should stop. This is punbearable.
This is freaking meowt. I'm not kitten.
I wouldn't want to start any cat-astrophes.
I'm feline uncomfurrtable beclaws of this.
Let's all just paws for a moment. It can'tbe 2k14.
What's with everyone's cattitude?
I guess the cat's out of the bag now. Happy New Year.


Go to these sites and you wont regret a thing;


http://procatinator.com/
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html



So my followers.. I'm not really into following and all and I honestly don't think it's impotant, /but/ thank you;
100th follower- Itsemily
111th follower- Xxnevershoutnever
200th follower- Mikaylasayshi
222nd follower- SuperEricaa/Cutorable


Thanks for a wonderful few months.
Read my last quote on how else to contact me, since I like talking to you guys.
 

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Miluiel* 7 years ago
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Heyyy I hope you decide to drop in every now and then (and even if you don't that's okay too I mean of course I'd LIKE you to but whatever it's your life). I've enjoyed your presence here on Witty. I wish you all the best with your summer job and college-level classes and that b/tch who can't help but love you.
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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don't you dare call me Ellie tho, everyone calls me Lou. And OMG you have a girlfriend awhh *fangirl squeal* i'll ship jordellie from now in omg
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SANDD* 7 years ago
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just so you know,i absolutely love your quotes.you are inspiring and i hope you keep writing!(:
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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awh i read it ): i'm gonna miss you, i loved seeing you around. also, that b/tch, Ellie, is that me? Lmaoo cx kik me at elliepotato? :3
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Didn't know your name was Ellie, man. Nah that's my girlfriend's name, as well.
I came on for a few moments because I feel obligated to do a few more things on here. Like answer you and such.
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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awh I understand. i have exams too *throws up* i just scre.wed up my physics exams ewww i hate physics more than maths and that's totally saying something T-T
I really hope you won't leave though, I loved your quotes so much (:
oh btw thanks for adding me in your profile idk why you did it though i mean i'm annoying af lol
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Egh. I'm finally out for the summer, so ayyyee.
Read my last quote on the leaving thing, terribly sorry.
You're not annoying, shh.
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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Omg what's up, you haven't been on in a week are you leaving?!
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Oh dang, hey. Sorry I've had a lot to do lately, school work wise and such.. I might be leaving, unfortunately. I've lost the purpose on here, but when I'm bored some random ol' day, you can betcha' I'll be back. How's it going, though?
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invincible* 7 years ago
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omfg ty for adding me on your description, means a lot xx :3
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Of course, of course. Any time.
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xCasperx 7 years ago
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Hey, I really like your quotes. c:
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Hey, I really like your kindness. Thank ya', I'll check out yours.
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xCasperx 7 years ago
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Thanks c:
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TayTayyy 7 years ago
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I love your hair it looks so soft!
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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I'd say it's pretty soft, yeah. Thanks
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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i love the song on your profile.
you look like a mix of vic from ptv and kellin from sws.
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Neck Deep's pretty cool, mhm.
Do I? Compliment, definitely taken. Too bad you're deleted. Dam.n.
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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This song tho.
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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It's beautiful.
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~Spoken Silence~* 7 years ago
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*looks up on top of my fridge and shakes my head* mm em mm, you're still up there?
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Yep, still there.
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~Spoken Silence~* 7 years ago
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well, when your up there wanna pass me the poptarts please?
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Sure thing
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Morgan* 7 years ago
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Hi.
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Hello.
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Morgan* 7 years ago
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What are you up to?
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Around 5'9, 5'10. Yourself?
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Morgan* 7 years ago
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And I'm 5'8.
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Morgan* 7 years ago
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xD
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Tall for a gal, pretty cool. Sorry it's been a while. How's it going?
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Morgan* 7 years ago
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pretty well, and you? and its fine xD
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angela* 7 years ago
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Haha alright, and you're welcome :D
still the ladies' man huh?c; ahahaha
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Oh, totally. They're all up in this. 'This'. Mah stature.
Anyway, hay.
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angela* 7 years ago
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Oh god;D
helloo, how have you been?
and oh gosh i had exams this whole week but i did my last exam today so im really happyyy
this week was so stressful lol
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Just amazing, yourself?
Egh, I had an exam today and then I have two next week. Pretty awful stuff.
Every week is stressful for me, man.
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angela* 7 years ago
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that's great aw
im fine thanks, it's really cold in england atm so im kind of ill though
woah, how did it go?
ahaha same here tbh
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Good you're great. Yeah I know how it gets around this time. Or that time, a month ago.. it's been a while since I've been on, apologies. Sorry you're ill, perhaps you'll get better soon? Soup. Even though you're probably better by now. Because yeah, it's been a month. And if you're still sick, then.. wow, truly sorry.
It went pretty great, actually. passed all, might be taking UNI classes next year.
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Breathe* 7 years ago
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Hello old friend xD
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Hello hello, friend. How are you this fine day?
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Hyouka* 7 years ago
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aah. your profile song makes me happy.
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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It makes me happy too
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🐝* 7 years ago
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Nice audio. Neck Deep is one of my favorites!
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Why thank youuu, it's indeed one of my favorites as well.
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Maisie* 7 years ago
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Nice selfie c: x
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Witney? Gemma. Witney. Idek, man. But yes, thank you.
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Thank ya', Gemma
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Maisie* 7 years ago
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Dah names Gemma and it's ok c:
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Oh. Well hello hello, Gemma. How are you?
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Maisie* 7 years ago
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Im fine Ty u hbu?
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Pretty swell, thanks'ya.
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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GET AWAY FROM MY FRIDGE!
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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N e v e r .
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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You. Just. Signed. Your. Death.
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Did I, now? Hum hum hum.
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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BRO your hair is so long
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Yee, it grows too quickly. Sorry, man.
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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I'm so jealous. My hair takes CENTURIES to grow and I'm a girl.
I'm giving you one last chance to get away from my fridge cause I love your hair.
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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It's not going to happen, so sorry.
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Morgan* 7 years ago
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Um hello...
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Um hi...
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Morgan* 7 years ago
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So... Whatcha doin? Sorry I'm awkward... Still...
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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So many ellipses. Why are you awkward.
And I am just.. studying, as usual.
Whatchu' doing?
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Morgan* 7 years ago
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Nothing really...and I've just always been awkward
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Jordan.* 7 years ago
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Ah. Same here, man. It's all good.
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Morgan* 7 years ago
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:)
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