Jordan.*

Status: bkldhgadjkghrasjdlkfhgajsdklghfjgardklfjghdfjkdhfgjvaklsdghsdkjlvhfkj.
Joined: December 18, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: February 17
user id: 376380
Location: On top of your fridge.
Gender: M
I'm Jordan, but mostly known as Jordesus because I'm greatly worshipped. My friend told me about this site, and since she thinks I'm gay, she wanted me to check it out. Well actually we're together now, so I guess I'm not so gay anymore. Hum. But it looks interesting. And I beg to differ; I see other manly men on this interweb site. I'm sort of getting used to whatever the hell a format is, so bear with me. (This thing about a format was written a while ago and well, I never bothered to figure it out so enjoy the black.)

I like long boarding. My favorite color is orange and grey-all fifty shades of it. And I like orange juice. And cutting people with frozen waffles. And throwing children at people's houses. And Obama with a hair quiff. So Kik me if these things suit your interests, too; at
Da_Oj_Juice_ .

Follow these wonderful and exhilarating people; MissIndescribable94, Eleph4nt, LiveAllDay, AngelaDaNinja, Athenas, Cocoaniable, Blue_Eyed_Babe11, BlackKeysLover, RockGirl789, ILuvUDaniella, JojoLovesU, Nimbus, Bvb267, L0lOk, WhenSavannahSmiles, Madi_Cook, JoshCloud, LittleMisFit, Forever_Basketball_14, JordiSmiles, I'llBeYourLouisYouBeMyHarry, SkilletBiscuit, Lou4Ever, BrieLove98, JaneBond, MikaylaSaysHi, Nandos_Lover, QuixoticTulip, HellenItsAK, Witney, WhenAllElseFails - Or don't follow. I don't know. Check them out maybe? I can't tell you want to do.

You can't curse on here though.
Scandalous italics.
I can tell you that.
I have a soft spot for kittens by the way.
I don't care if you care or not. I just had to get that off my chest yanno'.
Everything I quote is filed under love and I don't know why and it's bothering me because none of this sh/t's about love.
E v e r y t h i n g k e e p s d i s a p p e a r i n g .
I learned how to make my profile all pretty and sh/t. Enjoy. Or maybe I'll enjoy because it is my profile after all.


Somone unfollowed me because of all these catpuns.
I think I'd be lion if I said I wasn't a little hurt.
This is pawssibly the weirdest way to start the day.
Purrrhaps I should stop. This is punbearable.
This is freaking meowt. I'm not kitten.
I wouldn't want to start any cat-astrophes.
I'm feline uncomfurrtable beclaws of this.
Let's all just paws for a moment. It can'tbe 2k14.
What's with everyone's cattitude?
I guess the cat's out of the bag now. Happy New Year.


Go to these sites and you wont regret a thing;


http://procatinator.com/
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html



So my followers.. I'm not really into following and all and I honestly don't think it's impotant, /but/ thank you;
100th follower- Itsemily
111th follower- Xxnevershoutnever
200th follower- Mikaylasayshi
222nd follower- SuperEricaa/Cutorable


Thanks for a wonderful few months.
Read my last quote on how else to contact me, since I like talking to you guys.
 

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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6947627
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Good point. I respect most opinions, thus an essay was unnecessary to getting your point across but I appreciate the time and effort it took for you to write that out on one of my older quotes. Which means you must have been reading through all of them- another thing I'd like to thank you for.

I'm of no religion myself, which my opinion of how being agnostic is a swell thing which also should go without judgment.. You've stated just up there- riiiight there- that you're a church goer, yet here you are, judging me by my own factor of how I believe that my statement is pretty accurate. I have no further comment about that detail in all this.

Now, I'm not too sure where you're from, but I'm pretty content in this overly religious town I'm settled in at the time being. Most of the people, hate to say it though I did 4 months ago anyway, that /most/ of them are pretty judgmental, yes. I've included in the blatant but precisely 'un-witty' quote that the people /I've/ met, emphasis on the pronoun, are judgmental. We more than likely live in two entirely different places, so perhaps the people /you've/ met weren't judgmental. Which for that- well, that's pretty great actually. I'm happy that that's how it's going for ya'.

My words above- not hateful whatsoever. I'm not one to portray that manner besides against Brussels sprouts and a few other green foods. You have to think, that prejudice is just a form of crueler opinionated matter. The dictionary definition of 'prejudice' is 'preconceived opinion that is not based on reason or actual experience.' I've had many- displayed right below, in fact- say that that's, well, pretty reasonable, and I've as well said that I've experienced judgement from church goers. Thank you for your time, though. Points were made, and hey, essay practice for myself, amiright.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6982810
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Why thank ya'.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6982810
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Thinking is another sign of intelligence, though. At least you actually think.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6982693
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[deleted] 8 years ago on quote #6982693
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hahaha :')
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6978500
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Because Obama is fabulous. Why /don't/ you always tag your quotes with Obama?
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6978500
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Your entire being makes me happy.
And ah, yes. I like my words.
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http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111119363/3467518-happy-oh-stop-it-you-l.png

Words are brilliant. Learning of their etymology is the best.^^
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6980745
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I'm in too. Could this be a trio fanatic?
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Delicate* 8 years ago on quote #6980745
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Sounds perfect to me
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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F'course not.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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I bet he is. no offense to Chris Lynx, ahem.
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[deleted] 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Yeah I bet he says that about himself too. You can't compare them
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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F'course not.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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That would have been awful, man.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977407
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That's good, then. We all have those 'There's No Hope' moments though, I getchu'.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Oh nice, well I wasn't sure if he was universal like Pewds or something aha.
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[deleted] 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Yeah haha. And Pewdipie is much better than Chris Lynx so yeah :P
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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I bet he is. no offense to Chris Lynx, ahem.
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[deleted] 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Yeah I bet he says that about himself too. You can't compare them
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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F'course not.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977407
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Well if you can't stand seeing the down side of other people, then you're a good person and shouldn't have any reason to be a pessimist.
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Haha, I can't really say I expect the worst of every situation I ever encounter by choice.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977407
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That's good, then. We all have those 'There's No Hope' moments though, I getchu'.
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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* 8 years ago on quote #6977407
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I'm glad you think I'm a good person, though.^^
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Ooh. I'm sorry to disappoint, miss. Never heard of him, though. Hum.
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[deleted] 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Haha its okay. I can live with that.

And yeah you probably havent heard of him cause your from the US but in Greece he is pretty famous.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Oh nice, well I wasn't sure if he was universal like Pewds or something aha.
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[deleted] 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Yeah haha. And Pewdipie is much better than Chris Lynx so yeah :P
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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I bet he is. no offense to Chris Lynx, ahem.
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[deleted] 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Yeah I bet he says that about himself too. You can't compare them
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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F'course not.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Sexy, I know.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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I believe it is in May. And Mothering Sunday was March 30th.
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chelsearay6545 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Oh haha. I was like.. i couldnt have forgot. D;
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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That would have been awful, man.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Aha, nah piercings aren't for me.
Why would you have been scared?
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[deleted] 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Haha okay.

And I was scared cause I watch his videos and when I saw the pic on your qupte I was like :" CHRIS LYNX HAS A WITTY AND IM THE FIRST PERSON I KNOW ABOUT IT!" And then I saw your username. And I was like : "..."

Lol
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Ooh. I'm sorry to disappoint, miss. Never heard of him, though. Hum.
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[deleted] 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Haha its okay. I can live with that.

And yeah you probably havent heard of him cause your from the US but in Greece he is pretty famous.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Oh nice, well I wasn't sure if he was universal like Pewds or something aha.
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[deleted] 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Yeah haha. And Pewdipie is much better than Chris Lynx so yeah :P
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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I bet he is. no offense to Chris Lynx, ahem.
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[deleted] 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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Yeah I bet he says that about himself too. You can't compare them
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6977196
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F'course not.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6975181
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Ah, iFunny. Ooh, tell me what it makes vv
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6971655
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John Legend. Nice.
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Jordan.* 8 years ago on quote #6971466
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Why thank you, and thank you.
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