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bkldhgadjkghrasjdlkfhgajsdklghfjgardklfjghdfjkdhfgjvaklsdghsdkjlvhfkj.
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Last Seen:
9 years
Birthday:
February 17
user id:
376380
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On top of your fridge.
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I'm Jordan, but mostly known as Jordesus because I'm greatly worshipped. My friend told me about this site, and since she thinks I'm gay, she wanted me to check it out. Well actually we're together now, so I guess I'm not so gay anymore. Hum. But it looks interesting. And I beg to differ; I see other manly men on this interweb site. I'm sort of getting used to whatever the hell a format is, so bear with me. (This thing about a format was written a while ago and well, I never bothered to figure it out so enjoy the black.)
I like long boarding. My favorite color is orange and grey-all fifty shades of it. And I like orange juice. And cutting people with frozen waffles. And throwing children at people's houses. And Obama with a hair quiff. So Kik me if these things suit your interests, too; at Da_Oj_Juice_ .
Follow these wonderful and exhilarating people; MissIndescribable94, Eleph4nt, LiveAllDay, AngelaDaNinja, Athenas, Cocoaniable, Blue_Eyed_Babe11, BlackKeysLover, RockGirl789, ILuvUDaniella, JojoLovesU, Nimbus, Bvb267, L0lOk, WhenSavannahSmiles, Madi_Cook, JoshCloud, LittleMisFit, Forever_Basketball_14, JordiSmiles, I'llBeYourLouisYouBeMyHarry, SkilletBiscuit, Lou4Ever, BrieLove98,JaneBond, MikaylaSaysHi,Nandos_Lover, QuixoticTulip, HellenItsAK, Witney, WhenAllElseFails - Or don't follow. I don't know. Check them out maybe? I can't tell you want to do.
You can't curse on here though.
Scandalous italics.
I can tell you that.
I have a soft spot for kittens by the way.
I don't care if you care or not. I just had to get that off my chest yanno'.
Everything I quote is filed under love and I don't know why and it's bothering me because none of this sh/t's about love.
E v e r y t h i n g k e e p s d i s a p p e a r i n g .
I learned how to make my profile all pretty and sh/t. Enjoy. Or maybe I'll enjoy because it is my profile after all.
Somone unfollowed me because of all these catpuns.
I think I'd be lion if I said I wasn't a little hurt.
This is pawssibly the weirdest way to start the day.
Purrrhaps I should stop. This is punbearable.
This is freaking meowt. I'm not kitten.
I wouldn't want to start any cat-astrophes.
I'm feline uncomfurrtable beclaws of this.
Let's all just paws for a moment. It can'tbe 2k14.
What's with everyone's cattitude?
I guess the cat's out of the bag now. Happy New Year.
So my followers.. I'm not really into following and all and I honestly don't think it's impotant, /but/ thank you;
100th follower- Itsemily
111th follower- Xxnevershoutnever
200th follower- Mikaylasayshi
222nd follower- SuperEricaa/Cutorable
Thanks for a wonderful few months.
Read my last quote on how else to contact me, since I like talking to you guys.
Good point. I respect most opinions, thus an essay was unnecessary to getting your point across but I appreciate the time and effort it took for you to write that out on one of my older quotes. Which means you must have been reading through all of them- another thing I'd like to thank you for.
I'm of no religion myself, which my opinion of how being agnostic is a swell thing which also should go without judgment.. You've stated just up there- riiiight there- that you're a church goer, yet here you are, judging me by my own factor of how I believe that my statement is pretty accurate. I have no further comment about that detail in all this.
Now, I'm not too sure where you're from, but I'm pretty content in this overly religious town I'm settled in at the time being. Most of the people, hate to say it though I did 4 months ago anyway, that /most/ of them are pretty judgmental, yes. I've included in the blatant but precisely 'un-witty' quote that the people /I've/ met, emphasis on the pronoun, are judgmental. We more than likely live in two entirely different places, so perhaps the people /you've/ met weren't judgmental. Which for that- well, that's pretty great actually. I'm happy that that's how it's going for ya'.
My words above- not hateful whatsoever. I'm not one to portray that manner besides against Brussels sprouts and a few other green foods. You have to think, that prejudice is just a form of crueler opinionated matter. The dictionary definition of 'prejudice' is 'preconceived opinion that is not based on reason or actual experience.' I've had many- displayed right below, in fact- say that that's, well, pretty reasonable, and I've as well said that I've experienced judgement from church goers. Thank you for your time, though. Points were made, and hey, essay practice for myself, amiright.
And I was scared cause I watch his videos and when I saw the pic on your qupte I was like :" CHRIS LYNX HAS A WITTY AND IM THE FIRST PERSON I KNOW ABOUT IT!" And then I saw your username. And I was like : "..."
I'm of no religion myself, which my opinion of how being agnostic is a swell thing which also should go without judgment.. You've stated just up there- riiiight there- that you're a church goer, yet here you are, judging me by my own factor of how I believe that my statement is pretty accurate. I have no further comment about that detail in all this.
Now, I'm not too sure where you're from, but I'm pretty content in this overly religious town I'm settled in at the time being. Most of the people, hate to say it though I did 4 months ago anyway, that /most/ of them are pretty judgmental, yes. I've included in the blatant but precisely 'un-witty' quote that the people /I've/ met, emphasis on the pronoun, are judgmental. We more than likely live in two entirely different places, so perhaps the people /you've/ met weren't judgmental. Which for that- well, that's pretty great actually. I'm happy that that's how it's going for ya'.
My words above- not hateful whatsoever. I'm not one to portray that manner besides against Brussels sprouts and a few other green foods. You have to think, that prejudice is just a form of crueler opinionated matter. The dictionary definition of 'prejudice' is 'preconceived opinion that is not based on reason or actual experience.' I've had many- displayed right below, in fact- say that that's, well, pretty reasonable, and I've as well said that I've experienced judgement from church goers. Thank you for your time, though. Points were made, and hey, essay practice for myself, amiright.
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And ah, yes. I like my words.
Words are brilliant. Learning of their etymology is the best.^^
And yeah you probably havent heard of him cause your from the US but in Greece he is pretty famous.
Why would you have been scared?
And I was scared cause I watch his videos and when I saw the pic on your qupte I was like :" CHRIS LYNX HAS A WITTY AND IM THE FIRST PERSON I KNOW ABOUT IT!" And then I saw your username. And I was like : "..."
Lol
And yeah you probably havent heard of him cause your from the US but in Greece he is pretty famous.