Jordan.*

Status: bkldhgadjkghrasjdlkfhgajsdklghfjgardklfjghdfjkdhfgjvaklsdghsdkjlvhfkj.
Joined: December 18, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: February 17
user id: 376380
Location: On top of your fridge.
Gender: M
I'm Jordan, but mostly known as Jordesus because I'm greatly worshipped. My friend told me about this site, and since she thinks I'm gay, she wanted me to check it out. Well actually we're together now, so I guess I'm not so gay anymore. Hum. But it looks interesting. And I beg to differ; I see other manly men on this interweb site. I'm sort of getting used to whatever the hell a format is, so bear with me. (This thing about a format was written a while ago and well, I never bothered to figure it out so enjoy the black.)

I like long boarding. My favorite color is orange and grey-all fifty shades of it. And I like orange juice. And cutting people with frozen waffles. And throwing children at people's houses. And Obama with a hair quiff. So Kik me if these things suit your interests, too; at
Da_Oj_Juice_ .

Follow these wonderful and exhilarating people; MissIndescribable94, Eleph4nt, LiveAllDay, AngelaDaNinja, Athenas, Cocoaniable, Blue_Eyed_Babe11, BlackKeysLover, RockGirl789, ILuvUDaniella, JojoLovesU, Nimbus, Bvb267, L0lOk, WhenSavannahSmiles, Madi_Cook, JoshCloud, LittleMisFit, Forever_Basketball_14, JordiSmiles, I'llBeYourLouisYouBeMyHarry, SkilletBiscuit, Lou4Ever, BrieLove98, JaneBond, MikaylaSaysHi, Nandos_Lover, QuixoticTulip, HellenItsAK, Witney, WhenAllElseFails - Or don't follow. I don't know. Check them out maybe? I can't tell you want to do.

You can't curse on here though.
Scandalous italics.
I can tell you that.
I have a soft spot for kittens by the way.
I don't care if you care or not. I just had to get that off my chest yanno'.
Everything I quote is filed under love and I don't know why and it's bothering me because none of this sh/t's about love.
E v e r y t h i n g k e e p s d i s a p p e a r i n g .
I learned how to make my profile all pretty and sh/t. Enjoy. Or maybe I'll enjoy because it is my profile after all.


Somone unfollowed me because of all these catpuns.
I think I'd be lion if I said I wasn't a little hurt.
This is pawssibly the weirdest way to start the day.
Purrrhaps I should stop. This is punbearable.
This is freaking meowt. I'm not kitten.
I wouldn't want to start any cat-astrophes.
I'm feline uncomfurrtable beclaws of this.
Let's all just paws for a moment. It can'tbe 2k14.
What's with everyone's cattitude?
I guess the cat's out of the bag now. Happy New Year.


Go to these sites and you wont regret a thing;


http://procatinator.com/
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html



So my followers.. I'm not really into following and all and I honestly don't think it's impotant, /but/ thank you;
100th follower- Itsemily
111th follower- Xxnevershoutnever
200th follower- Mikaylasayshi
222nd follower- SuperEricaa/Cutorable


Thanks for a wonderful few months.
Read my last quote on how else to contact me, since I like talking to you guys.
 

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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6971466
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Aye I forgot my password to Kik but I'm thinking about retrieving it soon, so sorry about that.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago on quote #6971466
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Lol okay no need to be sorry <3
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6968015
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I HAVE NO IDEA, WHAT AN IMBECILE. THE MAN DESERVES FREEDOM, AND FREEDOM HE GAINED. THUMBS DOWN TO /YOU/, SIR.
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6968015
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Yeah. Yeah they did. Free at last
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mads* 1 decade ago on quote #6968015
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WHY DID THAT GET A COMMENT DOWN. WTF. EVERYONE SHOULD BE REJOICING. LIL BOOSIE IS FREE.
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6968015
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I HAVE NO IDEA, WHAT AN IMBECILE. THE MAN DESERVES FREEDOM, AND FREEDOM HE GAINED. THUMBS DOWN TO /YOU/, SIR.
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6965515
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Doctor Seuss, man. He's one deep fella'.
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6965336
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Why thank you.
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6961190
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W h a t ?
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6961190
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Because he's my homie.
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LestWeBeForgotten 1 decade ago on quote #6961190
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-_-
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6961190
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W h a t ?
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6961190
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Of course it's Obama.
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LestWeBeForgotten 1 decade ago on quote #6961190
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....why... (very nearly afraid to ask..)
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6961190
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Because he's my homie.
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LestWeBeForgotten 1 decade ago on quote #6961190
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-_-
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6961190
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W h a t ?
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6961790
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Oh nah, Obama is just my homie so I tag him in /everything/. Use it in your song.
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6961190
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Not at all.
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Morgan* 1 decade ago on quote #6961190
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Ok good...
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6959413
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I don't think I'd be able to live without food.
Well technically, too.
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6959413
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I guess you don't want to lose yourself.
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6959413
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What YoungBlood said. As a memory to the things they love, and well, the things people love are the things they don't want to lose.
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6956646
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Yeah I heard you had to like.. watch the first few episodes first before 'acquiring a taste' for it, aha.
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6959413
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It says that you do not want to lose oxygen and helpful transportation devices.
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6959413
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Not your teddies. Oh shyt.
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~Spoken Silence~* 1 decade ago on quote #6959413
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TT-TT I KNOW
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6959146
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ik i hayte it win dat happens liek us guise needa no our shyt
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6959016
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Definitely that one.
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6956646
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Is that show any good? Figured I might watch it someday.
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TrustMeImLying 1 decade ago on quote #6956646
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it's really good :D
it takes a while to sort of get into it though
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6956646
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Yeah I heard you had to like.. watch the first few episodes first before 'acquiring a taste' for it, aha.
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Jordan.* 1 decade ago on quote #6957266
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Ah, well. As long as it's decent.
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