One time my teacher who has a monobrow asked me
“What the hell did you do to your hair?”
Because I had a blonde streak through it and I said
“What the hell did you do to your eyebrow?”
And he sent me outside.
My grandmother is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair
and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s
just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing
it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be
sitting on the floor” and she slapped him!