Arilena :)*
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taken by Sammer haha :P
Joined: June 19, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 309974
Joined: June 19, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 309974
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Quotes by Arilena :)*
I couldn't think of a more beautiful day to
s i t I n s i d e and watc h t v
Dear radio stations,
You do know there are more than 5 songs in the world, right?
Sincerly annoyed listeners.
play with pen in
class
PEN SHOOTS 25 YARDS AWAY.
you're just like monday,
nobody likes you.
we look at each other,
wondering what the other is thinking, but we never say a thing. ♥
wondering what the other is thinking, but we never say a thing. ♥
In
my room:
Decent singer
In the shower:
International pop superstar
Decent singer
In the shower:
International pop superstar
Hey,
do you want to go bungee jumping with me?
No
Why?!
I came into this world because of a
broken rubber, and I'm not leaving because of
one...
nmf
.. A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police
officer.
The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Johnny. You were going 80."
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Johnny, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Johnny, you never wear your seat belt."
Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" Wife: "No, he is very loving he shouts only when he's drunk."
The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Johnny. You were going 80."
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Johnny, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Johnny, you never wear your seat belt."
Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" Wife: "No, he is very loving he shouts only when he's drunk."
IT'S OKAY.
I'LL JUST HIDE THE HURT WITH A SMILE.
LIKE ALWAYS.