Arilena :)*

Status: taken by Sammer haha :P
Joined: June 19, 2012
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 309974
Hi!
 


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My parents think

Spongebob

is a cheese.

 

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Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

 
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i wonder what
he thinks when he hears

my name...
 

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Old enough to know better, 

Young enough to do it anyways.
 


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If   I  Could  remember
School work like I remeber song lyrics

        I'd   b e   a   g e n i u s  ♥
 

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||||||||||||There are four stages in life. When you believe in santa, when you don't, when you are santa, and when you look like santa [][][][]
 

it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

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A psychic was talking to a ghost.

Psychic:What's the cause of your death?
Ghost: I was struck by a car trying to help someone.
Psychic: Why did you do that?
Ghost: Because I didn't want my love getting hurt.
Psychic: Maybe she's sad now because you're dead?
Ghost: No, she's happy now...
Psychic: Why?
Ghost: Because the one that I saved, is the man she loves...




 
 

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You are now breathing manually. 
You are now aware of the fact that your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it.
You are now aware that every time you swallow you hear a little crackle in your ears.
You are now aware your nose is constantly in your peripheral vision.
You are now aware of the fact that your tongue is unable to find a comfortable place in your mouth.
You are now aware of all these things.
 
 

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That Fake laugh you do
When you don't understand
what someone just said to you..♥

 
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Happy birthday mommy! I got you a mug (:

Thanks! What does it look like?
Well, it says "World's Best Grandma on it".

But I'm not a grandma?

...Surprise..!

HOME, NOW.

 

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