JuJuBee_11

I'm mister heat miser
I'm mister sun
I'm mister heat blister
I'm mister one hundred and one
They call me heat miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

**duh duh duh duh duhhh duh**
 

Am I the only one
who thinks it's creepy 
how Carl from
Jimmy Neutron
is obsessed with
Jimmy's mom?

Friends dad: So how does your mom like her new prius?
Me: Well done

Teacher: Spell the word tool
Girl: Give me an example 

***Teacher points to a boy in class***

Girl: Ohh i get it now, T-O-O-L

I'm holding you tight
Your smiling at me
Cause you just might
Even love me
And I love you
As our hearts beat together
I'll kiss you
Cause your mine forever

**Stole this from Kiana, because it was just so cute, and she would probably never put it on witty**

Teacher: You will need a partner for this paper...
You look quickly to your friend, they shake their head and you instantly have a partner without saying any words. :)

"Go Under"
"No you go under!"
"Fine, lets go at the same time"
"Okay, 1, 2, 3"
*Dives into the freezing water*
"Hey you didn't go under!"