me: mom
can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where
are you going to go
mom: what's
their name
mom: where
do they live
mom: how
old are they
mom: are
they from the internet
mom: what
are their favorite colors
mom: what
about hobbies
mom: what
about pet names
mom: do
you have a boyfriend
mom: are
you lying to me
mom: what
ethnic group are they
how i tell
stories: me: and then she was like me: and im like me: but then shes like me: then they're like me: so i was like me: yeah like me: i know like me: ye
when i
die: Doctor: she's dead Parents: well, atleast we'll have more
money. People at my school: the fat one? yeah she
deserved to go. Boyfriend: i didn't love her anyway. Best friend: atleast i don't have to worry
about her anymore.