JustCatchMex3

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Kitty is taking over the world. 

Care to help?



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is it just me;
or do we all secretly want to be on crutches or have a black eye, minus the pain ?  

 TEXTS #1
Dad: Need anything from the store?
Daughter: Can you get me a Mr. Pibb?
Dad: Maybe if Mr. Pibb went to medical school, he would be as popular as Dr. Pepper. Sorry hunny, I can't find it anywhere.
  TEXTS #2
Daughter: I forgot me pencil
Dad: I just realized that whenever someone types "me" in a sentence when they should have said "my", the voice in my head
reads it in a pirate voice. 
 TEXTS #3
Dad: I was about to sneeze,
so I thought I would yell "pika" first.
Then the sneeze went away...
A potentially epic moment,
 turned extremely awkward.
DD3 
 TEXTS #4
Dad: So the nerf gun you got
Eric for his birthday is AWESOME...
Daughter: Thanks, but I got that
for Eric, not you dad.
Dad: Your mother was watching Twilight, and me being the twilight-hater I am,
I shot Bella on the screen.
I hit her forehead,
and immediately she tripped.
Victory.
TEXTS #5
Daughter: Did you get the link
of the car I want? :)
Dad: You can't have that one.
Daughter: Why not?
Dad: It has a backseat.
Daughter: And...?
Dad: You have a boyfriend.
TEXTS #6
Mom: There is so much traffic down town. What is going on?
Daughter: I think it's prom night...
Mom: AHHH, and as prom season
rolls across America,
MTV's 16 & Pregnant begins their hunt...
TEXTS #7
Mom: Diana's mom just died
so she won't be coming tonight. LOL.
Daughter: Why is that funny?!
Mom: It's not funny.
I was very good friends with her mother.
Daughter: Then why did you say LOL?
Mom: Lots of Love.