TEXTS #4
Dad: So
the nerf gun you
got
Eric
for his birthday is AWESOME...
Daughter: Thanks, but I got that
for
Eric, not
you dad.
Dad: Your
mother was watching Twilight, and me being the twilight-hater I
am,
I
shot Bella on the screen.
I hit
her forehead,
and
immediately she tripped.
Victory.