JustGetALife

Is it just me
who is on Witty
to procastinate
 

THAT ANNOYING MOMENT
when you see you have an email, and think your pottermore
welcome email has finally come, and it's chainmail. -.-

or maybe that's just me.

DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER
that time when you were reaaally cool if you owned a tamagotchi? (':

GIVE A HEART,
For all of those families in Japan :\ ♥

Who else finds it weird
when people type smiley
faces with a nose ? ---> :-)

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When wives are pregnant,
All the females rub her tummy and say,
"CONGRATULATIONS."
But how come nobody rubs his balls and says,
"GOOD JOB."

-facebooook(;

I love it when
People give me huge hints and I just ignore them :']

What came first.
The Facebook status or the witty quote?