JustMexD

Status: Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
Joined: July 21, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 319123
Gender: F

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'I Shouldn't  Have Told You That'

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An  autobiography  by Rubeus Hagrid

 

So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me.

Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.

 
 

Person 1: I can draw really well
Person 2: I'm really athletic
Person 3: I write really well
Person 4: I'm f//cking gorgeous 
Person 5: I'm hillarious and likeable
Person 6:I can dance really well
Me: I can breathe really well
Me*Chokes*


me when i’m almost home: I can almost taste the internet




Demibrunettand has bangs
Selenis bacon Disney
Miley is bacithrecording studio
Justiisingle 
 

Ladies and Gents we are back in 2009



 

Parents: Okay, we'll be home by 11 o'clock!!
Clock: 11:0
Me: They're dead, I'm alone, I need to start my orphan life now.
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World:Why?
Japan:Why the f//ck not?

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Girl: *Whispers* Um, your bra strap is showing...
Me:
WOAH
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: NO
Me: NO PLEASE DONT LET IT BE SO
Me: AHHHH NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW
Me: THAT MY BOOBS DONT MAGICALLY STAY SUPPOTED
Me: THEY'LL KNOW
Me: I WEAR A BRA
Me: AH, NO GOD PLEASE

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If by the age of 40 I don't have a book case that hides a secret passage way / secret room 
somebody needs to find me and stare deep into my eyes and ask me what I'm doing with my soulless life 
Normal People: Omg, I just  turned 13. Now I can go out shopping with my friends and do cool things and become a rebellious teenager

Me: YAAAYY! !  Now people on the internet won't  hate  me.