Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy

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Someone knocks on the door...

10%   say- "who is it?"
 

64%  look through the peep hole
25%  open the door
1%    crawl around on the ground like a ninja
         and look through the window very quietly to
         make sure it isn't a masked murder.

 I am that 1%!!!


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Witty Famous Person posts a Quote :  Ahhh only 400 faves WTF??


Me posts a Quote gets only 10 faves:  Wow wow wow, dear wittians slow down
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When I was over at my friends house



Nicole:     Omg Jake, look how fat I am, this is over, from now one I'm eating healthy food only!  No chocolate, no crisps, no burger king. I' just finished with all of it and you have to help me with that. Remind me not to eat anything unhealthy OK?

Me:    Ye ok I will be able to do that but are you??    O.o

Nicole:   Of course now lets start I'm gonna eat a healthy apple!

Her Mam : Hey guys I'm goin over to Mc Donalds are yous coming with m..........
Nicole : I'm sitting at the front!

Me : (Facepalm)
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A conversation with my best friend on facebook



You're Single?   Hahahahahahhahahaha
O.o    o.O






Me too   ):
I know   C:




nmf
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So embarrest
Today on the very first day of school !!  


                       I called my teacher   





          Mom!!
    

     I wonder what  nickname I will have this year .....??  Any suggestions?
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SUMMER:
where all the days run into e

ach other and

every night is a saturday night. :)


♥


NMQ
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  crazy ♥
is a relative term in my family!

(c) wittywitch

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People really need to learn what     Y.O.L.O  means.                                                                It doesn't mean to get high at an age of 10. It doesn't mean to start smoking at an age of 12. It doesn't mean to steal, bully or anything you'll regret.                   It means to do things that you would usually be embarrest to do, like asking your crush out or standing up for yourself, maybe telling someone you don't like what you think about them or talking back to your bully. Finally telling your parents what you think, crying and not caring what everyone else thinks and most of all sharing your problems with your parents! Don't destroy your life because of Y.O.L.O   Please think about what you are doing, next time when you think about   Y.O.L.O



                       Nmq
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Steve just followed me!!     I should be honoured right??    :O
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