Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy

I don't like witty anymore lol...

http://llamafont.com/llamafied/1auu

You slùt.
Going outside without clothes jeez

You're the one that said you were hot so

Okay okay I understand. Just don't wear your monkey suit out there and it won't be as hot. ;p

Heyy xx

You should get your white a.ss on more jeez.

Hey there follower ! (: Just wanted to let you know that a new chapter of my story is up !
Don't forget to favorite (: I'll see you there! http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6818169

Jake..
We haven't talked in forever.. :O

Hey do you have a kik?

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Awhh, I'm sorry :( Thank you for all the support though, it means the entire world to me ♥

Ok, guys, I'm not here to tell you there's a new chapter up.
I'm here telling you I will not be continuing Beautiful Disaster and that I put up a quote explaining it all. The reasons are all outlined on the quote (I feel like such a teacher asdfghjkl)
I'm really sorry ♥
Please go read the quote & leave me a comment or something. I love comments. I don't know why I say 'something', it's like what else are you going to do? Leave me a couple of cats?
{{Even though I'd love that, by the way}}
I love you all & thanks for being amazing.

Today's my brothers birthday, right & his friends are over & so my mum got this table and made it all fancy with heaps of food. M&Ms, lollies, f//cken yummy chocolates, popcorn & a bunch of other sh/t. So basically, I've been sitting next to the table all day.
Talking about birthdays, it's nearly mine! It's on the 26th of April, now you know that so I expect a cat from each of you.
I took my puppy (yes, I still call her a puppy even though she's 6 months ok) to the park so she could run away and what does she do? Sit down on the grass and just stay there!
I don't even know why I bother anymore.
She approached a bunch of teenagers who were like my age and all the kids were like running away from her because they were scared. Even the guys. They were a bunch of idiots, like the boys were climbing on this metal thingy (I don't know what it's called) and just sitting there.
Like omfg you're so cool, bro, please have my children.
Yea no..
New chapters up! c:

Hey guys! ♥
So, I officially only have a week of school left & then two weeks of holidays! Woo hoo! I'm really excited because I just want school to finish and for me to be able to do something other then assignments... even though I still have 2 >.<
Anyways, so I have a new favourite song right. It's called Jimmy Lovine by Macklemore & idk how old it is but recently I've been listening to The Heist (which is a Macklemore album) and that's my favourite song on there so go check it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf36GdqEOGY
I realised something, I don't even bother trying to make my reminders funny anymore, I just tell you all about my day and just my life in general & like, if anyone wants to tell me about there lives go ahead ;)
Ahahha, chapter 6 of Beautiful Disaster is up & chapter 7 is coming soon!

So, witty is stuffing up. I click on my chapter 4 so I can see who needs reminders and only 2 came up so now, I'm looking at the people from my phone...
Which I cracked. Ah! I'm getting it fixed on Saturday, I just have to be a good daughter so my mum takes me.
Ok, today I was at my locker and I have a bottom locker and so I was kneeling down at getting my books and my crushes friend pushed him and he fell on me & ASDFGHJKL HE WAS LYING ON ME. OK I WAS DEAD & PREGNANT.
He was lying on me for like a zillion years and I didn't want it to seem like I wanted him on me so I kinda just like awkwardly got up in the most sexual way.
I also got my school photos back today & THE MOTHAF//CKING PHOTOGRAPHER DUDE PUT THE UGLIEST PHOTO OF ME EVER. I WAS LIKE HALF LAUGHING, HALF SMILING AND IT WAS BAD.
New chapters up ♥

Guess whos back, back again
Maria's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back ;)
Heyheyhey! The prologue of my new story, Beautiful Disaster is up. I hope you enjoy it! Y'all know the drill, comment if you want a reminder.
The reason it took me so long to upload is because I've had heaps of assignments to do & I've been deciding if I want to finish one more story on Witty, which obviously I am doing :) I don't think this story will be very long but this is the least I can do because you're all so amazing and when I'm famous, I'm going to buy you all a cat!
http://media.tumblr.com/920d8a3cefc66df05203a9faabaf4b9d/tumblr_inline_mfy4k9pLeQ1ryp54o.gif

omg the fratellis ammaaziinngggg :)

IRELAND. thats amazin :o sooo jelly is it really as green there as people say it is??? always wanted to know that!!!

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