Now, statistics prove,
prove that you've one birthday
Imagine, just one birthday every year
Ah!, but there are 364 unbirthdays
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
Why then todays my unbirthday too
It is!?
What a small world this is
In that case
Ahhhh very merry unbirthday
To me?
To you
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you
Now blow the candle out my dear
and make your wish come true
A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU