KIleygrlly123

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today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn’t and she was like kenny give me your phone or you’re going to the office and he was like its not a phone and then pulled out a bucket of fried chicken.

u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold
guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

if i was famous i’d answer every inappropriate tweet i got

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”
I find it hilarious how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each month?
You look really tired (phrase) - You look a lot uglier than normal.

when I was little, I used to think that if I slept with only one stuffed animal,
the rest would get jealous and kill me in my sleep..
Mentally preparing for November 1st

Halloween recovery
Mitch's one year anniversary of passing..
October will be over
Omg
Awkward (adjective) - When you go in your closet looking for Narnia but, you end up in Monsters Inc.
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