today during class this guy kept
reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up
and he didn’t and she was like kenny give me your
phone or you’re going to the office and he was like its not
a phone and then pulled out a bucket of fried
chicken.
guys who rarely wear
suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys
who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual
clothes trust me this is science
At my
school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of
class at atime with a hall pass,
but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing
calculators so my math teacher yelled,
“EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY
CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF
YOU.”
I find it hilarious
how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the
sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each
month?