KIleygrlly123

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The tricky thing Is yesterday we were just children
Playing soldiers, Just pretending
Dreaming dreams with happy endings
In backyards, winning battles with our wooden swords
But now we've stepped into a cruel world
Where everybody stands and keeps score



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My hobbies include: 
-Embarrassing my parents when our family is over.
-Embarrassing my sister when her boyfriend is over.
-Embarrassing my brother when his friends are over.
-Embarrassing myself when I'm online.
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 am i allowed to wear a sweatshirt in like the first week of school  or is that showing how much i don’t care too early
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that lamp.
that stomps the "i" in pixar.

I LOVE THAT LAMP.

nmq

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“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini 

-tumblr
 
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*My older sister comes into the house, into the living room where I'm sitting with my dad and brothers, wearing a weird hat that her friend apparently dared her to wear*
Me: What's that? O_o
My older sister: A hat.
My dad: ... CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT!
My older brother: Overslept, hair unsightly-
My younger brother: - tryna' look like Keira Knightley!
My older brother: We've been there, we've done that-
My dad: *Points dramatically at my older sister*  WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!

This actually just happened... Oh my god, I live with a bunch of freaks.







 

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i saw a photo taken of a boy's facebook page- (he was probably about, 18-20.)
Another boy had commented, he said,
"your girlfriend is HOT."

This is how the boy replied:
"My girlfriend is 'hot?' My girlfriend is 'hot?' You have the entire english language with it's vast spectrum of adjectives to descibe my girl friend, and you settle for 'hot?!'

My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing and radiant. She's a stunner- she'll take your breath away before you have the hcance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She's a fireball that i can barely handle, but i can tell you that you wouldn't stand a chance. She has a mind that can tear yours to shreds, considering the one you chose to describe her with is 'hot.'

Don't ever degrade my girlfriend like that again."

^^ that's what he said, word for word. wow.
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I think witty profiles

should buy a country

so all of us can relocate there permanently. It'll have nation-wide free wireless internet.

We can live in houses according to quote categories and we'll stalk the good looking people on facebook from an awkward distance.

The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella.

And we'll all have a gazillion cats who dance.

Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob.
Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation.

At wittyland, we'll embrace each others' awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated.

And we'll all be forever alone,
together.

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shout out to pixar 
for making bloopers for animated films.



 

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