KT_143

Status: Well another day has passed and I didn't use algebra
Joined: January 6, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: March 14
user id: 260503
Location: I really shouldn't say. . . but if you must know it's South Portland, Maine
Gender: F
Umm hi, I'm Miranda . . . My Username Meaning: KT stands for Keep Trying, they aren't initials or a shorter way of spelling Katie. And obviously 143 means I love you. Basically my username means keep trying for love, if that makes any sense. Oh and I really love giraffes!


 
(Sometime in November)
I'm currently watching Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, like at this very moment, right here, right now on this very couch of mine. It's a very intense movie you know and it is quite good too.

Ron: Follow the spiders! Why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies.
Spoken like a true hero.

 
who are you,
really?


you are not a name
or a height, or a weight
or a gender
you are not an age
and you are not where you
are from

you are your favorite books
and the songs stuck in your head
you are your thoughts
and what you eat for breakfast
on saturday mornings


you are a thousand things
but everyone chooses
to see the million things
you are not

you are not
where you are from
you are
where you are going
and i'd like
to go there
too


This is absolutely one of the best comments I have ever gotten:
 
bunnylover43 at 8:19pm March 11, 2013 on quote #6670904
Since you said that, I feel the need to comment on your quote. Hi! I like your quotes they are really good:) I'm bunnylover43 I don't know if I have ever talked to you before. I have a short memory don't feel offendended, I'm a fast typer, I like pickles, I am strange procrasinator.......lalalallalalalLALALALALA....Thats how I sing tghrought a computer, I make no sense, I have a cat do you have a cat? One time a guy asked me how to get out of walmart, It waqs strange, One time this woman told me she couldn't have suger HOW CAN'T YOU HAVE SUGAR! I'm from new york but sometimes I like to talk like I'm british, Ello! I like cats, I plan to live with them in the future, My ipad calls me the Forever alone crazy cat lady, I'm 13 how old are you, I sound like one of those children you just want to get away from but all they keep doing is talking, GOSH I'M SUCH A CHILD! I like music. I have an invisible boyfriend his name is bob. I got my cat off of craigslist, It was weird. One time this guy came up to my girl scout troop and was like would you like to work out at my gym? IT WAS STRANGE! I like watching jenna marbles, grav3yardgirl and glozell on youtube, I should go now this conversation is full of useless information about my strange life, I should be on my strange addiction, But how would I do that? I would have to eat deodorant or something strange like that...eww,okay, bye for now have a TROPICANA day or night, or afternoon. I think I spelt a lot of words wrong...oh well....:D
 

Quotes by KT_143

 




Janice: What a small world!
Chandler: And yet, I never run into Beyonce.


I feel you Chandler









Rich Person:

I have front row tickets and back stage
passes, so I can meet One Direction.



And then there's me. . .

I GOT A JAR OF DIRT!











When a teacher wishes the class luck before a test
"Thanks Satan!"




 



People are like dolls,
not rag dolls, but china dolls.
You can play with them but,
once you drop them,
they break.
And no matter how you glue
it back together, it's still
broken, and it will
never be the same again.



 




                    am hungry
the truth is, I miss you

all the time, every second, every minute, every hour, every day





 





Why is it such a bad thing to lose touch with reality?
Have you seen reality lately? It's terrible.





 






Whatever you do, always give 100%!
(Unless you're donating blood)




 




ALL DOCTOR WHO FANS, LISTEN UP!

Today in math class there was a man in the back of the room who was doing some fancy thing with our laptops. Anyways I was talking to my friend and when I saw him I flipped my sh*t. I practically screamed "OH MY GOD, IS THAT DOCTOR WHO?" I'm dead serious, this guy had the exact same hair, the face, glass, outfit, just everything about him screamed Doctor Who (David Tennant.)
So me, my friend, and a bunch of other Doctor Who fans were just freaking the f*ck out, and finally I walked up to the guy and I say "Excuse me sir, but are you Doctor Who?"
And he leaned over and whispered "Ssssshhhh, I've traveled to the future to study the future generation of the human race."
For the rest of math class everyone was just like "That's Doctor Who!!" It was the literally best math class ever.









What is Godzilla didn't mean to attack Tokyo?
Maybe he saw the city and was like "HOLY SHÌT, LEGOS!"




 



11 Ways to Flirt with Boys


1.) Hide from your crush whenever they are near. This adds mystery to your blossoming relationship. If your crush spots you hiding, yelp and run. But run in a sassy, sexy, playful manner. Crying is okay, but only if it’s sexy crying.

2.) Ask to borrow a pencil. Then use the pencil to write, “I own bras. Not kidding,” on a sheet of paper. Then casually point to the phrase with the borrowed pencil. Wink with both eyes!

3.) To flirt in a crowded elevator, lean into your flirt partner and press your nose into his jacket. When he asks what you’re doing, say, “I need to filter out the fart smell. Your jacket smells nice. It’s like anti-fart.”

4.) Ask him questions. Guys like that. Here are some examples:
What’s your favorite food?
What movie do you really want to see?
Have you ever been to Europe?
Did you know I own real bras?

What are your hobbies?

5.) Guys don’t like being kicked. Don’t kick guys.

6.) Walk up to a handsome stranger, touch his arm, and whisper, “Tag.” Then run to base and await love.

7.) Mention your bra.

8.) Flirting while exercising is easy if you choose the right activity, such as leap frogging.

9.) Flirt with a cashier by buying sexy, sexy things like bras and 50 Shades of Grey. Then give him a thumbs up that lasts 30 seconds.

10.) Flirt by being mean to him until he falls in love with you. This will work. Just keep at it and never be nice. If he cries, it’s a clear sign that it’s working.

11.) Flirt with someone at a bookstore by slapping the book out of their hands and whispering, “Books are word prisons!” Then karate chop the air and saunter away.


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