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*Fans question*
Phil: “Phil touch Dan’s neck.”
Dan: “No.” *Cringes*
*Phil does it*
Dan: “Fisskit Awh! Awh! Get off me now!!
Phil: “The internet needs It though.”
Dan: “I will eviscerate you!” 

Dan: I actually guys-I got-I prepared a little something, I made
Jennifer Lawrence: Is It a cookie?
Dan: A muffin 
Jennifer: *Intake of breath*
Dan: Oh sorry-did you-did you want a cookie?
*Looks behind him to find cookie*

No sir, for I have the power of triangles
-Dan Howell

*On Twitter*
Phil: I have been hiccupping for 7 hours. Should I call the ambulence? 
Dan: Omg I can hear you through the wall go lock your self in the toilet 

Torn from the inside out 
But it makes me stronger 
-Asking Alexandria 

You can't lie your way 
    Out of this one 
-Asking Alexandria

I walk this road alone 
Thanks to you 
-Asking Alexandria 

My body is failing I think
I've hit the floor I cannot 
feel anything anymore
-Of Mice And Men

You find out who
Your real friends are 
When things come crashing down