Kamileon
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Joined: December 10, 2011
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user id: 249127
Location: That place where everything seems unreal
Joined: December 10, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 249127
Location: That place where everything seems unreal
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mum: okay, your cousin's coming over! be nice
and STAY OFF OF YOUR LAPTOP.
me: ...
*1 hour later*
me: and this is TUMBLR.
cousin: oh ok.
me: *switches tab to Witty Profiles*
cousin: what's this?
me: OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY!
cousin: what is?
me: THIS IS AMAZING
cousin: what?
me: TRUELY INSPIRATIONAL
cousin: i hate you.
me: ...
*1 hour later*
me: and this is TUMBLR.
cousin: oh ok.
me: *switches tab to Witty Profiles*
cousin: what's this?
me: OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY!
cousin: what is?
me: THIS IS AMAZING
cousin: what?
me: TRUELY INSPIRATIONAL
cousin: i hate you.
ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A BOY WHO LIKES ME AND I LIKE HIM AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS HAPPENED WHY DOES HE LIKE ME WHAT IS HE DOING
HE'S LIKED ME FOR SIX MONTHS AND I CAN'T EVEN LIKE ME FOR SIX SECONDS WHAT THE HECK
This is it.
I'm officially eighteen.
I'm not a child anymore.
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me.
© format coded by: br0kenwings
Please don't remove this!
While walking downstairs to lunch with a few new friends, one of the guy seniors
walked by and whispered 'freshman friday, watch out' in the creepiest voice
I've ever heard. So being the idiot I am, I replied 'senior sunday, we have bingo'
*Allergy Medicine
commercials*
"Taking this twice a day will reduce your allergies and help you live a happy and carefree life.
Side effects may include: dizziness, headaches, excessive sleeping, puking, cancer, diarrhea, swelling, seizures, amnesia, thoughts of suicide, hallucinations, insanity, and possibly death.
Don't let allergies control you, take action now."
*Couple laughing in the distance*
"Taking this twice a day will reduce your allergies and help you live a happy and carefree life.
Side effects may include: dizziness, headaches, excessive sleeping, puking, cancer, diarrhea, swelling, seizures, amnesia, thoughts of suicide, hallucinations, insanity, and possibly death.
Don't let allergies control you, take action now."
*Couple laughing in the distance*
Today at my cross country
practice I was making bunch of Satan jokes.
So I told my coach that to run faster during the races I pretended I was Satan's spawn, and I had to run away from all the exorcists behind me or else Satan would be released from my soul.
Then we were doing a workout on the track so I told her I could only run in the 6th lane because of 666. So at the end of practice one of the freshman goes to me and she says, "You know worshiping Satan is really bad." So I had to convince everyone that I'm a Christian, and I've come to the conclusion that no one understands my sense of humor...
So I told my coach that to run faster during the races I pretended I was Satan's spawn, and I had to run away from all the exorcists behind me or else Satan would be released from my soul.
Then we were doing a workout on the track so I told her I could only run in the 6th lane because of 666. So at the end of practice one of the freshman goes to me and she says, "You know worshiping Satan is really bad." So I had to convince everyone that I'm a Christian, and I've come to the conclusion that no one understands my sense of humor...
