KanzenFukanzen

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Joined: May 22, 2011
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Quotes by KanzenFukanzen






I love the term "We're expecting"
 when talking about pregnancy, 
because it makes it sound like 
there's more than one outcome.

Yeah we're expecting a baby.

 But it could be a velociraptor. 


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Admiit,
we alhAve
faklaugthawuse

when an old 
person cracks 
joke.


When I say
"The other day",
it can mean any time up to a year ago.

This is how my week goes:
Mooooooooooooooooooooonday
 
Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday   
Weeeeeeeeeeeeednesday 
Thuuuuuuuuuuuursday 
FridaySaturdaySunday 
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Everything magically appears
when your mom looks for it.
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 CAN YOU RELATE?
You sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up.
You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other.
You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
You hate it when your favorite song comes on , as you pull into the driveway.
You feel like if you turn on ......the lights , you will be safe from anything.
You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
You laugh when people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
You pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
You text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
You use the " sup " head nod.
You just did the nod after you read it.
You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.  
You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.

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A relationship with no trust
 
 is like a cell phone with no service. All you can do is play games.
nmf

 

Remember,
Irresponsibility always leads to better
stories. :)

The only people you nee
             In your life 
                                             are the ones who need you in theirs
 


A
nyone can make you happy by doing something special,
but only someone special can make you happy
without doing anything.