Kaseyy61797

Status: My name is Kasey and I have a butt zoo :p
Joined: June 1, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 304590
Location: Chicago, IL
Gender: F

Quotes by Kaseyy61797

Spongebob: How long have I been ugly, Patrick?
Patrick: As long as I can remember. You poor ugly thing, you.



nmq


Fav this if when you were younger, you used to sing the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K ELEMENO P. 

wait, i still do that...

nmq

I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought, "Wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes...
If you could change your fate, would you?

-Merida
"Brave"


Why is it that I post a quote and I get three favs on it. But when someone else posts the SAME EXACT quote, they get over 300 favs and a top quote just because it has a better format than me? 


-Infuriated. 
That moment when you walk into a spider web and you automatically know karate. 
Sitting in a movie theater and saying "I wanna see that!" to every trailor that comes on. 

Most Common Lies:
-I won't laugh. I promise.
-Your table will be ready in a few minutes.
-I'm just kidding.
-I never got your text.
-I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.
-You will need to know this later in life.
-I'm fine.
-No, I'm okay. I'm just tired.
-Okay, just one more episode.
-I'm on my way.
-Sorry, my parents said no.

Dear Butt,
 

You managed to turn on my phone, decipher my screen lock code, put it on speaker, AND call Pizza Hut in the middle of class?
 

Sincerely, I'm impressed.
 


 

Me: "Call ICE Mom."
Siri: Playing Adele.
Me: No! Call ICE Mom.
Siri: What is your mother's first name?
Me..........ICE....
*True Story*