Kat525

Status: I wish he new how I feel about him.
Joined: February 26, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 278270
Location: ohio
Gender: F
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Parents: You can be anything you want
Parents: No not that



 
How my last phone call went
Girl: STOP CALLING MY BOYFRIEND, HE DOESN'T WANT YOU!
Me: What are you talking about? 
Girl: DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME, MARIAH! STOP TRYING TO TOUCH ON HIM. HE DOESN'T WANT YOU!
Me: What? I just got this phone number.
Girl: YOU'RE A RETARTED WITCH. JACOB DOESN'T WANT YOU!
Me: Jacob from Twilight?
Girl: STOP ACTING STUPID AND LAY OFF OF JAKE.
Me: Bella, I thought you liked Edward.
Girl: MY NAME ISN'T BELLA. MY NAME IS ALEXA AND I'M JACOBS GIRL, SO STOP TRYING TO GO AFTER MY MAN.
Me: Edward? 
Girl: NO, JACOB. ARE YOU STUPID?
Me: I'm just confused, because I thought that Bella, being you, chose Edward, not Jacob.
Girl: YOU'RE A DIRTY WITCH. JUST STOP TRYING TO BE WITH MY MAN, HE DOESN'T WANT YOU.
Me: Have a nice day, Crazy Bella. *hangs up*
 



          What's funny and has two wheels?
          A kid falling off his bike.
    
         
 
        
 
       

 



     
       

     

              
          
               



         

 
          

 
 



          Story time ok.
      One time my friend sent a me pic of a birthday cookie.

          But he didn't have a candle, so instead he lit a green bean on fire.
 
 
    
         
 
        
 
       

 



     
       

     

              
          
               



         

 
          

 
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Differences between music genres: 

Sentence: I saw a flower.

Rap: Yo I was hangin' with my muthafuken clique and we went to da garden of dem b1tc/hes but instead I saw a flowa'!

Pop: I saw a flower, flower, flower, It had colorful petals, ohhhh, petals.

Rock: In the meadow where nothing grew but grass and weeds, but then I looked down and saw a flower at my feet.

Emo: I crossed a beautiful flower BUT THEN IT FUKEN DIED!

Metal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SAW FLOWER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Country: I was ridin my tractor, drinkin a beer but then I saw a purty flower and said 'Hey y'all there's a mighty fine flowa'!'

Dubstep: WICKA WACKADEE JFGVHNJFHHUGJHIFJJGVNJIKFJRJFNRJFKNFRHJTNJRFJEKN ERHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ACHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAWABBBBAAA!



the episode where spongebob goes around
asking people if he's ugly and they all run away is basically an 11 minute description of my life.




 
Conversation between my maths teacher and a boy in my class

Boy: Sir, I heard you have a 50 inch TV
Teacher: Yeah, I do
Boy: That must be quite big then
Teacher: Yeah it is big, but so's the TV

*the boy and I looked at eachother shocked and turn away laughing*


Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.   


 


 
Am I the only one who  
tries to get tons of seasoning on their fingers when they eat chips
so they can lick their fingers later?


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