Girlfriend: Hey can you describe me?
Boyfriend: Yes, you are A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K
Girlfriend: What does that mean?
Boyfriend: adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, h0t
Girlfriend: Oh so cute! But what about the I, J, K?
Boyfriend: I´m just kidding! haha
The legend says that the doctor finally saved his family jewels
David: Where to buy chicken casserole supplies
Stephen: Dad this is facebook not google. Try again
David: where to buy chicken casserole supplies
Stephen: Dad no!
David: where to buy supplies for chicken casseroles
Stephen: WTF! Are you serious?
David: chicken casserole supply store
Stephen: Fiesta Mart, 8130 Kirby Drive!!