When i meet Niall Horan
Niall
Horan: hi, nice to meet you!
Me: i can't believe i'm actually talking
to you, and breathing
the same air! oh my god, i'll never wash these lungs again!!
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Niall Horan: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Niall Horan: so do you want me to sign
something?
Me: let's make beautiful babies.
Niall Horan: what?...
Me: what? i asked you to sign my
poster.
Niall Horan: but i swear you just said-
Me: poster.