That awkward moment when your friend says her stomach farted....
Oh, you're dating my ex... I thought the 5 second rule was only for food...
My ex boyfriends facebook status said "Suicidal and standing on the edge." ...SO I poked him :D
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
People say live your life to the fullest because you dont know whats going to happen the next day. Its true you really dont know whats going to happen, life changes, people change, and you change</3
Harry hates smoking, drugs, and Niall's farting.
"When you first open Niall's wallet you see a picture of Justin Bieber and a picture of us" ~ Liam Payne
"If i were food I'd be a Chili because ...you know I'm hot" ~ Louis
Louis ~ "The other boys arent allowed to wear stripes" ~