While my boyfriend is on vaction
I'm putting a note in his locker everyday♥ so that way
he knows I missed
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named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69
go take a shower
BAM! EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
~Me and my best friend in Home and
Me: what is an advantage of being a
Her: you get to see people naked.
Me: *looks at her funny* what?
*Getting my hair cut*
*Guy walks in*
*The lady walks over* She asks "would you like a hair
*Me thinking* "No he doesnt he came in here for
And its nice to know that
my "best friend" will chose a boy over
Found a spider in my jacuzzi! NEVER
BEEN SO SCARED IN MY LIFE!
BTW yes i am scared of
a stranger stabs you
in the front;
friend stabs you
a boyfriend stabs you
in the heart;
but best friends
only poke each other with straws!