Kennediismyname

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Joined: December 12, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: December 9
user id: 249938
Gender: F
kennedi.
I dont come on here anymore lol 

Kennediismyname's Favorite Quotes





i'm in no position to have high standards
but that fact doesn't stop me at all



 
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Band member: Can I see your Tumblr?
Me: Here.
Me: *Throws laptop into lake*
Me: Oh, look at that.
Me: Oops, sorry.
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apparently people who use swear words
have been proven to be more honest and trustworthy so I guess i'm one of the most honest/trustworthy people ever



 
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Plot twist:
After 5 minutes of checking again food appears in your fridge.
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if you guys came over to my house unexpectedly,
there's a good chance that I will either be sleeping, eating, watching tv, or all three of those at the same time.



 
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do you ever just get up from your computer to
walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again?



 
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the best thing that ever happened to me
in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class.



 
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The mountains we make, no matter how tall, will never reach the stars
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Me: *Reading a book*
Person: What are you reading?
Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE






 
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I say the same thing twice, I'm awkward when I speak,
Ain't got the perfect smile, don't turn heads on my street,
Trying to be a superstar like everybody else,     but being
»»» myself is something I do well. «««

 
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