Cat and
the Mother
We were dressed and ready to go out for the
New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the
answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in
the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a
taxi. The
taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The
cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.
We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always
tries to eat the bird. I go
out to the taxi, while my husband went inside to get the cat. The
cat runs upstairs, with my husband in hot pursuit. Waiting in the
cab, I don’t want the driver to know that the house will be
empty for the night. So, I explain to the taxi driver that he
will be out soon, "He’s just going upstairs to say
goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, he gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long," he said, as we drove away. "That stupid flea bag
was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to
get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by
the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat, hairy butt
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
* haha i found this somewhere. xD