No, Mom. I go to
Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school
tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start
tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking
about?
Me: September 1st is when I start,
Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm
waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't
leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being
ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your
supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything,
but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious.
Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me:.... What if they put me in
Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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