KimmHeart

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Joined: November 27, 2011
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KimmHeart's Favorite Quotes

Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapnon would you use?

Me: A dull knife.                                       

Dad: Why a dull knife?

Me: You really want to mess somebody up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure it's going to take more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip.It'ss be painful, and if they survive, the healing process will be more diffucult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of a nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone, I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something more painful and vicious.

Mom: We raised a potential serial killer.

Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the potential thought that was put into that.



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Welcome to the Island of Socially Awkward Teens
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What did I say when I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were dating?
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On Wednesday's,
we wear
pink.


If you don't know where this is from, you need Jesus.
Looking at people in the hallway at school: Hate you, and you, I hate you too, ew..double hate, hate, hate, oh- can't forget you, hate, LOATHE ENTIRELY! Ugh, I hate you all...back away from the queen.


A little kid just opened his window and yelled
"WHAT IS 54 PLUS 24?"
And I yelled back "78!"
So he said "THANK YOU SO MUCH GOOD LADY"
I'm still laughing.