Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapnon would you
use?
Me: A dull
knife.
Dad: Why a dull knife?
Me: You really want to mess somebody up and make it painful? Use
a dull knife. Sure it's going to take more effort, but it
isn't going to cut. It's going to rip.It'ss be
painful, and if they survive, the healing process will be more
diffucult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a
sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of a nice guy murdering
tool, but if I'm going to kill someone, I'm going to
assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something
more painful and vicious.
Mom: We raised a potential serial killer.
Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm
proud of the potential thought that was put into that.
Looking at people in the hallway at
school: Hate you, and you, I hate you too, ew..double
hate, hate, hate, oh- can't forget you, hate, LOATHE ENTIRELY!
Ugh, I hate you all...back away from the queen.
A
little kid just opened his window and yelled "WHAT IS 54 PLUS 24?"
And I yelled back "78!" So he said "THANK YOU SO MUCH GOOD
LADY" I'm still laughing.