GO TO SCHOOL. GET A JOB. GO TO WORK.
GET MARRIED. HAVE SOME KIDS. PAY YOUR TAXES. PAY YOUR BILLS.
WATCH YOUR TV. FOLLOW FASHION. ACT NORMAL. OBEY THE LAW. AND
REPEAT AFTER ME:
DAD
DAD:HI.IM FAIRLY NEW TO FACEBOOK.MIND ACCEPTING MY FRIEND
REQUEST?
ME:YOU MADE A FACEBOOK?! WTF!
DAD:WHAT DOES "WTF"MEAN?
ME:OH IT MEANS WELCOME TO FACEBOOK
You hate yourself so much and you’re
so confused that you’re not sure whether you should be mad
at yourself or at the world that asks you to fit into it when it
should be telling you to fit into
yourself.