Kip

Status: Married to Darkside,bestied to Mo:)...she's reffered to as the doc nowdays
Joined: October 26, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 373837
Location: Nyeri,Kenya
Gender: M
I like watching movies,listening to rap,blues and local hits I dont like school.

Kip's Favorite Quotes

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Hey wittians, so a few of you may know that for the past 5 months now I have been having trouble with my voice and recently went to hospital, and I just thought I should make a quote to tell anyone who was worried or whatever that the consultant at the hospital said that I had just strained my voice and that it should come back on its own. 

So to conclude, on Friday I was drinking tea and singing (badly) and sorting stuff out in my room anD MY VOICE CAME BACK!! LIKE PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY HEAR ME WHEN I TALK NOW!!! 

And I just felt like I should tell you because you guys were so supportive when I was freaking out about going to hospital incase something was actually wrong, and I would just like to say thank you to everyone who has been there for me. There isn't a nicer feeling than knowing a complete stranger has taken 5 minutes out of their life just to read something and write so encouraging words, nothing can beat that feeling, and I just want anyone who needs someone to talk to to know that I'm here and will always talk to you. 

Thank you witty, you guys never fail when I need you the most. 
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When you take a super attractive picture of yourself and just stare at it for like twenty minutes admiring the way your face cooperated.
You don't know true embarassment
until you've shot at the wrong team's basket
at a basketball game
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I always get Nelson Mandela and Morgan Freeman mixed up. So when we were watching The Dark Knight, I pointed to the screen and yelled to Mum "LOOK IT'S NELSON MANDELA!" 

My family will never let go of it.
Plot Twist: You’re out with friends and your hair looks great
Plot Twist: Your hair looks great
Plot Twist: You’re out with friends
Plot Twist: You’re out
Plot Twist: Friends

 


DATING TIP: Are you single? Order a pizza. This won't really help when it comes to dating, but guess what? That pizza is all yours, buddy.
Life sucks,

Love hurts,
&
   Dreams are broken...