KissMeTwice

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Quotes by KissMeTwice






Girl: How much do you love me?


Boy: Look at the sky and count how many stars there are. That's how much I love you.


Girl: But it's morning...


Boy: Exactly.







nmq- i saw it on an app and thought it was funny :)




             I wonder what the first person to milk a cow was thinking...

         "Hm, let me see what this dangly thing does when I pull on it!"

Cross out the things you have done and highlight the things you want to do
Graduated high school.

Kissed Someone
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.

Rode every ride at an amusment park
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.

Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.

Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.

Gone skiing
Been sailing.
Cut yourself on accident.
...on purpose
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.

Skipped School
Had detention.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.

Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. (loved em)

Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.

Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.

Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.

Had surgery.
Had stiches

Taken a taxi.

Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.

Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster.
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.

Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS







The Hangover;

Stu; So, uh, are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby?

Alan; What are you talking about? I've found a baby before.

Stu; You found a baby before? Where?

Alan; Coffee Bean.









The Hangover;

Phil; Whose baby is that?

Stu; Alan, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite?

Alan; Yeah, I checked all the rooms... no one's there. Check it's collar or something.



SU I C I D E..
...Should not exist.
but what is a quote going to do? its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to make a YouTube video of all the witty profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
stay strong

signatures:
daddygirl99.
notyouraverageb*tch
Smileyz316
xpeacexbluex
SexiPurpleZebra
conklineli5280
kaerottina
Eatmypants
quotinglikeaboss
xoStayBeautifulxo
Meganbbz
AnaisHeartsYou
Marie1388
ImNotAlone
GirlMeetsBoyx33
mariah_love1369
niki12354 ohxheyxitsxLydia :) ♥♥
hannahrivera55
yourmysunshine
SmileyFacesAreAmazing (:
tiffanydewes
love_him_always
musicgirl109
lilgirlsarah
emilyjonesxox
kazzykinsxo
Kellasauras
JadeyRawrRawr
ColleenElizabethh (:

lovehimmorethanwords
dyliedoodle
zeldaGirl97
You_Love_Dana
jessiduh
Where_the_Lines_Overlap
gbugg
Pandaawsomeness
skyla961
XlildreamerX
livingaloneintheworld

inspiremeinspiretheworld
laughteristhebestmedicine

Lilinnocence (everyone misses you ben. even thoes who didnt know you are impacted)
JoshTheBest

TheFlash1234
Poohbear97
imacoolcat.(nikkimarie)

loveisthemovement22 ♥

CookieUnicornsXX
JellySandwich (:
ShmileyWainbow <3
Lovelyraiin :D

Daniellenicole27 ♡
Flowerpowergal23
KissMeTwice ♥




One second they're into you,
the next second they leave you hanging like you never existed.
 
dunno if this is my quote or not:3





She sets her fake smile aside,
and shows everyone that she's  dying inside.
</3


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i thought of this last night, but idk if it's actually my quote or not :P so i give credit if it isnt actaully mine.




Depressed?
Earphones in.
Volume up.
I g n o r e  t h e  w o r l d .
n

mq




nmq