KissMyAxe

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Joined: July 13, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 366012
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Quotes by KissMyAxe




you must be made of uranium and iodine,
because all i can see is U and I.



 
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joke

- takes homework out -
- rewards self with two hours of internet - 
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school
CookieDoughFormats
CookieDoughFormats
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story

when people comment on quotes saying that someone has jocked a quote i always laugh when i see they jock quote themselves
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quotes

"i'm not a hipster but i can make your hips stir"

i'm not water but i will drown you


 
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funny

england: someone go call america for me.

france: how?? he's probably sleeping like a log--

canada: aHEM.

england:

france:

canada: WHAT TEAM??

[stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs]

america: [bUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR]

america: WILDCATS

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joke


i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named 'Ugonna' in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like 'ugonna eat that?????' and i guess i was kinda 
harrasing him so he told the principal ans the principal made me  buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like 'ugonna pay me back?' and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed by a plastic fork

 
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school



☯
don't like gay marriage?
don't get gay married.
☯


 
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true



♡ why can't someone look at
me the way i look at pizza ♡

 
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love





Let's go down to the apple tree
fighting            against            gravity.
fallingtoodeep,
can  you  catch  me?


 

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music