Kittyatethehuman
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Joined: September 15, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 330690
Location: kentucky
Joined: September 15, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 330690
Location: kentucky
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Hello dears :3
How are you?
I hope you're doing good.
Anyways, I have 3 people in tis life that I cant live without.
Madison, Lathen, and Kendie(who showed me this site)
So, now heres some of the basics.
My name is kitty.
I blow out the candles on september 8th
If you were to look at my imaginary ipod you would see stuff like asking alexandria, punk goes pop, pierce the veil, Sleeping with sirens, Wiz Khalifa, 1D and many more.
I like pizza also, but you will learn more about me in quotes than you would in this,
sort of like in books. You dont see a 'about me' for characters but you know everything about them.
(it's been two years since I've actually been on this site, but I came across it and wow I sucked lol)
How are you?
I hope you're doing good.
Anyways, I have 3 people in tis life that I cant live without.
Madison, Lathen, and Kendie(who showed me this site)
So, now heres some of the basics.
My name is kitty.
I blow out the candles on september 8th
If you were to look at my imaginary ipod you would see stuff like asking alexandria, punk goes pop, pierce the veil, Sleeping with sirens, Wiz Khalifa, 1D and many more.
I like pizza also, but you will learn more about me in quotes than you would in this,
sort of like in books. You dont see a 'about me' for characters but you know everything about them.
(it's been two years since I've actually been on this site, but I came across it and wow I sucked lol)
Quotes by Kittyatethehuman
I'm getting sick.
Way sick.
I have lung problems.
I can hardly eat.
I am getting weak.
If I die,
Party.
Way sick.
I have lung problems.
I can hardly eat.
I am getting weak.
If I die,
Party.
Josh(friends bf): So tell me again why you guys smell?
Me: Weeeeelllll, we burned lint and the dryer sheets, then we tried to cover the smell with perufme, french vanilla glade and then when that ran out we used lavander glade stuff.
Josh: Why did you burn the lint and dryer sheets?
Sammi: We were bored, and we had a lighter and we had lint and dryer sheets in the laundry room.
Me: Yeah and we figured the dryer sheets would smell good, I mean they make clothing smell good.
Sammi: Yeah!
Me: But sadly they didn't smell good while on fire.......
Josh: *copies me and says I made his night*
Me: Weeeeelllll, we burned lint and the dryer sheets, then we tried to cover the smell with perufme, french vanilla glade and then when that ran out we used lavander glade stuff.
Josh: Why did you burn the lint and dryer sheets?
Sammi: We were bored, and we had a lighter and we had lint and dryer sheets in the laundry room.
Me: Yeah and we figured the dryer sheets would smell good, I mean they make clothing smell good.
Sammi: Yeah!
Me: But sadly they didn't smell good while on fire.......
Josh: *copies me and says I made his night*
Josh(sisters bf):I wish you were my little sisiter.
Me:....why?
Josh: Because you're so monotone about everything, it'd be easy to have a emo sibling.
Me: You know, I'll be one hell of a sister in law.
Josh: Yeah, I know, my kids will love you.
Me: No, you don't understand, I'll murder you in your sleep for this.
Josh: thats why they'll love you.
Me:....why?
Josh: Because you're so monotone about everything, it'd be easy to have a emo sibling.
Me: You know, I'll be one hell of a sister in law.
Josh: Yeah, I know, my kids will love you.
Me: No, you don't understand, I'll murder you in your sleep for this.
Josh: thats why they'll love you.
I'm such a klutz
Like, I seriously I think I fell out of my mothers womb at birth
Go to omegle and put in wittyprofiles as your common interest
:D
Best way to make witty best friend c:
Best way to make witty best friend c:
I know some people are going to wonder what happened.
They are going to tell me he was just making a mistake.
This mistake is making me go to the doctor.
For two things,
My back can be severly injured
and anxiety.
Sure, there are other reasons for anxiety,
but in the two weeks i've been with him, its gotten worse.
They are going to tell me he was just making a mistake.
This mistake is making me go to the doctor.
For two things,
My back can be severly injured
and anxiety.
Sure, there are other reasons for anxiety,
but in the two weeks i've been with him, its gotten worse.
i'm single
I think i'm loosing my boyfriend.
Dont worry.
My back feels fine.
The frozen peas sort of helped.
I know he feels bad....
I just dont care
He has one more chance....then 3 strikes you're out bro.
I know you care for me......
but if you did, you'd understand how much physical and emotional pain
you put me through.
Dont worry.
My back feels fine.
The frozen peas sort of helped.
I know he feels bad....
He has one more chance....then 3 strikes you're out bro.
I know you care for me......
but if you did, you'd understand how much physical and emotional pain
you put me through.
This is my 90th quote.
10 more and I will be at my goal for quotes. I also have 56 awesome followers.
I'm not just saying that because they follow me, even though that is great too.
I just want to say thank you, for everyone who ever made a quote that made me feel good, or who favorited, followed or commented on my quotes, or my profile. I love you all <3
Confession #6
I have two confession #3's.
I feel smart....not.