olivia*

Status: wow so i dont come on here much anymore but hey
Joined: March 26, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 160760
Location: Pennsylvania
Gender: F
 
this city never sleeps.
i never come on here anymore..but sorry for my weird quotes. I was like 12 and cursed for some reason...? idk i guess i thought it was cool but tbh its dumb coming from a 12  year old.

15 // horses // pennsylvania

Quotes by olivia*

  If something I do bothers you, you can say it to me and I won’t care. I won’t get mad, I’ll stop. I won’t do it anymore. Your honesty won’t make me mad, I’ll be glad that you were honest with me and I’ll be sure to stop whatever upsets you. But what does make me upset is when you don’t tell me. I especially hate it if someone else has to tell me for you. You could’ve come up to me and told me exactly what bugs you and I wouldn’t have cared, I wouldn’t have been mad. But when someone else has to deliver the message, I do get mad. And the worst thing is that if you tell me something makes you mad or bugs you then you expect me to stop right then and there.  But if something you do makes me mad or bugs me you just continue on with it. So I’m expected to please everyone but you can get away with continuing to do something I asked you to stop doing. Oh I’m sorry I didn’t realize that bothered you. Oh I’m sorry I didn’t stop because I thought you didn’t mind. Oh I’m sorry that you didn’t make it clear that I bugged you. I respect honesty. Be honest with me and then maybe I won’t get mad
we accept the christmas gifts we think we deserve
can i just tell you about the most embarassing situation ever?
so I was telling my cousin about this very vivid dream about me and
my crush kissing ok. We have like a little group of four, my cousin, me,
my crush, and our other friend. so right after I was done telling her
about the dream our "friend" texts us. and like we thought it was her
stealing my crush's ipad like she always does. so my cousin said
"hey Olivia tell Jess about your dream" so like i said ok and i stopped
where me and my crush hugged so my cousin goes "THEN THEY
KISSED." wELL THEN MY CRUSH SAYS "YOU'LL GET OVER ME
SOON AWIVIA" AND THATS WHAT ONLY HE CALLS ME AND I
CALL HIM AWEX AND OMG I WANNA CRAWL UNDER A ROCK
CAUSE IT WAS HIM THE WHOLE TIME AND HE KNOWS I LIKE
HIM ITS VERY AWK ESPECIALLY SINCE HE TEASES ME ABOUT
IT 

*sobs*


If I say shut up and you say make me
I will instantly consider kissing you
My friend knows how to play Soft Kitty Warm Kitty on the Viola. My day, has been made.

 

What if there was a switch

That could just turn your brain off

nmf


**In Orchetsra Class**
 
Teacher: Okay we are going to turn on our good friend-
Me: Mr. Metranome!
Teacher: *laughing* yes mr. metranome
Lauren: Does he have a wife?
Teacher: Did you just ask if he had a wife?
Lauren: *nods*
Nandita: Mrs. Tuner
Teacher: I like that, his wife is Mrs. Tuner
Lauren: Then did she keep her maiden name?
Me: Yes
Laurent: Or maybe Mr. Metranome is dating Mrs. Tuner while he is married to Mr. Metranome!
Teacher: Laurent, that's scandalous. I'm not sure I like it.

Everyone was dieing of laughter
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I will follow back lovely(:
So in school today
We had an announcment on our school show (the announcments) promoting Unique Week which was created by the BLT club. The BLT club stands for Big Leaders of Tomorrow, not Bacon Lettuce Tomato. So the girl giving the "daily news" interviewed the president of the BLT club and asked her what it was really all about. And the girl said "Well it really connects to me because Unique Week tells us to be ourselves, and I'm bisexual." Everyone in my homeroom started laughing. But me. I looked at everyone in disgust and was even more disgusted when someone on my bus asked me "Wasn't that funny when the girl on the announcments told us..." I cut him right off, stared at him looked straight in the eye and replied "No that wasn't funny at all, that is who she is and obviously she was bullied for it because everyone in school was laughing. It wasn't funny. At. All."

Favorite this if you think that was wrong that everyone laughed.
We were outside and I was talking to my friend Corinne...

Me: Corinne Rocks...
Me: Corinne Rocks socks.
Corinne: What!? Who said that!?
Me: I did...?
Corinne: HEY!
Me: I just said Corinne rocks socks..
Corinne: Oh! I thought you said Corinne rocks s.e.x
Me: O.O