Picklypickles*

Status: I do not simply run the mile, I am a unicorn, therefore I must 'prance' the mile.
Joined: February 11, 2012
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 272949
Location: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Gender: F
I am absolutely and irrevocably in love with the Janoskians and Harry Potter. Massive fangirl. Big book reader. Spend a lot of my time on the Internet. Basically a typical Wittian.

Quotes by Picklypickles*

 

       A ''conversation'' between me and my 'mum':

       Mum:Why do I have to do the cooking and cleaning and look after all of you?
       Me: Well, you ARE the mum. 
       Mum:(Gives me a look)
       Me: Whaat? You are.
       Me: Right?
       Mum: (walks out of the room)
       Me: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER??!
       Me: :O
 
       True story.



I need to get out and do something productive.



I don't hate you, I never will. I just act like I do, because it's easier than admitting that I miss you.

No matter how hard I try, I can never just look at you and pretend to feel nothing anymore.



I think I'm going to take a hot shower. It's

like a normal shower, but with me in it...



 

I saw a fat lady with a "M.O.B" tattoo on her arm. I asked "money over b*tches?"

She said "No, McDonalds over Burger King".

 




You can fool most peopel with that fake smile, but there's alwayssomeone who knows when your are not okay. They know you tool well.

I'm I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Sometimes I love you, sometimes I hate you, but there isn't a day that goes by that I don't miss you.


Dear parents, I am fully aware that "money doesn't grow on trees". Sincerely, that is why I'm asking you for it. 
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