Picklypickles*

Status: I do not simply run the mile, I am a unicorn, therefore I must 'prance' the mile.
Joined: February 11, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 272949
Location: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Gender: F
I am absolutely and irrevocably in love with the Janoskians and Harry Potter. Massive fangirl. Big book reader. Spend a lot of my time on the Internet. Basically a typical Wittian.

Quotes by Picklypickles*

 

       A ''conversation'' between me and my 'mum':

       Mum:Why do I have to do the cooking and cleaning and look after all of you?
       Me: Well, you ARE the mum. 
       Mum:(Gives me a look)
       Me: Whaat? You are.
       Me: Right?
       Mum: (walks out of the room)
       Me: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER??!
       Me: :O
 
       True story.



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I need to get out and do something productive.
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I don't hate you, I never will. I just act like I do, because it's easier than admitting that I miss you.

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No matter how hard I try, I can never just look at you and pretend to feel nothing anymore.
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I think I'm going to take a hot shower. It's

like a normal shower, but with me in it...


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I saw a fat lady with a "M.O.B" tattoo on her arm. I asked "money over b*tches?"

She said "No, McDonalds over Burger King".
 

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You can fool most peopel with that fake smile, but there's alwayssomeone who knows when your are not okay. They know you tool well.
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I'm I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Sometimes I love you, sometimes I hate you, but there isn't a day that goes by that I don't miss you.
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Dear parents, I am fully aware that "money doesn't grow on trees". Sincerely, that is why I'm asking you for it. 
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