How about them Flyers!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out."
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That awkward moment when you go through a haunted house and you scream so loud that when you finally get out everybody looks at you because they could hear you the whole time..
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - Fear of long words.