Kracken

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Joined: August 19, 2011
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Quotes by Kracken

Who else someimes looks back and realises what AMAZING friends they have and how lucky they are to have them?
Just me?
 

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I wonder what my friends say about me behind my back...

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What happens after an exam
mum: so how did you do???
me: I got 100%!!
mum: Congratulations!!!!
me: wrong
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Which came first : the CHICKEN or the EGG???
Who knows???
Fave for egg
Comment for chicken

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Whatever you get there will always be more
For example a person I know ordered a IPhone 3GS. But then he found out that 2 weeks later the IPhone 4 came out.
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Who knew that just the simple flicking of a light switch could make someone feel a lot better
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Who else screams at the people in films but then think why the heck am I screaming at them it's not like their going to listen!
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How is it that they make everything look so much easier in movies then in real life?
Like rollerblading. I can't roller blade do save my life!!!!!
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Who else HATES it when you are trying to sleep but you are too hot then you take the duvet off and it is STILL too hot??
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Who else hates it when you are texting your friend and you don't know what to say???
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